The Free Land of Chitato III is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 8.073 billion Chitato IIIians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 26.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Chitato IIIian economy, worth 310 trillion carrots a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,461 carrots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, international trade is a sticky issue, people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure', and Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chitato III's national animal is the bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chitato III is ranked 91,235^th in the world and 30^th in Resuscitation for Most Patriotic, with 16.03 flags saluted per person per day.